Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook

Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook: A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it was. ‘Oh, it was very disappointing,’ she said. ‘I did not kill one thing. Being in the hospital, I will be better.

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A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do you expect?
Nurse: 10,000 ?.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000 ?.
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Lady to the doctor over the phone, �Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribes me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can�t get into it.�
Doctor: �Just comes over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.�
Lady: �Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of Car.� Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes
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HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
DOCTOR: When the kids are in college . . .!
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Doctor: Please take your seat sir. What is your problem??
Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate?
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get a “Doctor Certificate”.
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Doctor: You should take at least 10 Glasses of water every day.
Patient: It is Impossible.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I have only 4 Glasses at home..!
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The doctor told a Patient that if he ran Eight kilometres a day for 200 days, he would lose 34 kg. After 200 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor: ‘What is the Problem?’
Patient: ‘I am 1600 kms. from home.’
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Patient: I will be fine after the operation, right?
Doctor: yes. But the operation is very complicated. Nine out of ten people die after this operation.
Patient: What? Then how come you are getting sure about my safety?
Doctor: Maybe you are the luckiest tenth person…! Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes
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Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

 

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