Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook
Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook: A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it was. ‘Oh, it was very disappointing,’ she said. ‘I did not kill one thing. Being in the hospital, I will be better.
Doctor: �Just comes over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.�
Lady: �Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of Car.� Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes
DOCTOR: When the kids are in college . . .!
Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate?
Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get a “Doctor Certificate”.
Patient: It is Impossible.
Patient: I have only 4 Glasses at home..!
Doctor: ‘What is the Problem?’
Patient: ‘I am 1600 kms. from home.’
Doctor: yes. But the operation is very complicated. Nine out of ten people die after this operation.
Patient: What? Then how come you are getting sure about my safety?
Doctor: Maybe you are the luckiest tenth person…! Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.