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1. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Facebook Profile. 😀 [Tweet it]

 

2. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! that�s why i�m always Calm & Silent. 🙂 [Tweet it]

 

3. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition. 8) [Tweet it]

 

4. Sand form the mountains, moments make year. [Tweet it]

 

5. My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on what you are! [Tweet it]

 

6. Life is the art of drawing without a eraser. [Tweet it]

 

7. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise. [Tweet it]

 

8. Self-interest is the strongest incitement to work. [Tweet it]

 

9. Prevention is better than cure. [Tweet it] New 501 Awesome Collection

 

10. Chaar bottle Vodka, I can�t afford roz ka. [Tweet it]

 

11. Gold goes at every gate except heaven’s. [Tweet it]

 

12. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]

 

13. Life is too shortDon�t waste it reading my watsapp status. 😛 [Tweet it]

 

14. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. [Tweet it]

 

15. Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future. [Tweet it]

 

16. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me. [Tweet it]

 

17. Life is full of ups and downs. [Tweet it]

 

18. Crows are never the white by washing Crows are black everywhere. [Tweet it]

 

19. Look into your purse before you buy. [Tweet it]

 

20. Learn to walk before you run. [Tweet it]

 

21. I have the simplest tastesI am always satisfied with the best. [Tweet it]

 

22. We repair what your husband fixed. [Tweet it]

 

23. Never test how deep the water is with both feet. [Tweet it]

 

24. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. [Tweet it]

 

25. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!. [Tweet it]

 

26. Man makes moneyMoney make man mad. [Tweet it]

 

27. I�m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I�m perfect. [Tweet it]

 

28. I am so clever that sometimes I don�t understand a single word of what I am saying. [Tweet it]

 

29. A party without cake is just a meeting. [Tweet it]

 

30. His story is History, My Story is Mystery. [Tweet it]

 

31. Silent waters run deep. [Tweet it]

 

32. Business is the salt of life. [Tweet it]

 

33. Much learning does not teach understanding. [Tweet it]

 

34. Life is a check word scene. [Tweet it]

 

35. Many men many minds. [Tweet it]

 

36. When one door shuts another opens. [Tweet it]

 

37. Practice makes a man perfect. [Tweet it]

 

38. A penny saved is a penny earned. [Tweet it]

 

39. Spare the rod and spoil the child. [Tweet it]

 

40. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]

 

41. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]

 

42. Diamond cuts diamond. [Tweet it]

 

43. Light come light go. [Tweet it]

 

44. Between two stools, we come to the ground. [Tweet it]

 

45. Many hands make light work. [Tweet it]

 

46. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]

 

47. Never contend about trifles. [Tweet it]

 

48. Never meddle with other man’s affairs. [Tweet it]

 

49. Never have too many irons in the fire. [Tweet it]

 

50. A new broom sweeps clean. [Tweet it]

 

51. New lords, new laws. [Tweet it]

 

52. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]

 

53. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]

 

54. Ill news travel fast. [Tweet it]

 

55. No fans against a flail. [Tweet it]

 

56. No fishing like fishing in the sea. [Tweet it]

 

57. No man is a hero to his own valet [Tweet it]

 

58. No and yes often cause great disputes. [Tweet it]

 

59. To bring nine pence to nothing. [Tweet it]

 

60. I used to do drugsI still do, but I used to, too. [Tweet it]

 

61. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. [Tweet it]

 

62. Marriage is a fine institution, but I�m not ready for an institution. [Tweet it]

 

63. My mother always said don�t marry for money, divorce for money. [Tweet it]

 

64. I Love My CountryIt is The Government I�m Afraid Of! [Tweet it]

 

65. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. [Tweet it]

 

66. The only thing I can�t stand is discomfort. [Tweet it]

 

67. If the facts don�t fit the theory, change the facts. [Tweet it]

 

68. I�m a great lover, I�ll bet. [Tweet it]

 

69. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. [Tweet it]

 

70. The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. [Tweet it]

 

71. Coffee, chocolate, men.some things are just better rich. [Tweet it]

 

72. This suspense is terribleI hope it will last. [Tweet it]

 

73. When God sneezed, I didn�t know what to say. [Tweet it]

 

74. Never do anything yourself that others can do for you. [Tweet it]

 

75. One sows, another reaps. [Tweet it]

 

76. One man’s meat is another’s poison. [Tweet it]

 

77. Many a mickle makes a muckle. [Tweet it]

 

78. Peny and peny laid up will make many. [Tweet it]

 

79. Marry in haste and repent at leisure. [Tweet it]

 

80. Master’s eye makes the horse thrive. [Tweet it]

 

81. When cat is away, mice are at play. [Tweet it]

 

82. No man can serve two masters. [Tweet it]

 

83. Servants will not be diligent if the master is negligent. [Tweet it]

 

84. The wine is of the master but its goodness is of the butler. [Tweet it]

 

85. Measure thrice but cut once what you buy. [Tweet it]

 

86. Killing two birds with one stone. [Tweet it]

 

87. Stop the mouth of a dog with a sop. [Tweet it]

 

88. A cat always dreams of mice. [Tweet it]

 

89. All roads lead to Rome. [Tweet it]

 

90. Mind governs more than hand. [Tweet it]

 

91. Out of sight, out of mind. [Tweet it]

 

92. Under my cloak, I will kill the king. [Tweet it]

 

93. A miser spends money like drops of blood. [Tweet it]

 

94. Greedy is the godless. [Tweet it]

 

95. Miseries do not come singly. [Tweet it]

 

96. A good marksman may miss. [Tweet it]

 

97. Threatened folks live long. [Tweet it]

 

98. Positive men are often in error. [Tweet it]

 

99. To err is human, to forgive divine. [Tweet it]

 

100. Cocks make free of horses corn. [Tweet it]

 

101. Riches rule the roost. [Tweet it]

 

102. Gold is the dust that blinds all eyes. [Tweet it]

 

103. Money is ace of trumps. [Tweet it]

 

104. Gold is the sovereign of all sovereigns. [Tweet it]

 

105. Money makes the mare go. [Tweet it]

 

106. Money my God, woman my guide. [Tweet it]

 

107. Riches have wings. [Tweet it]

 

108. Rich men’s spots are covered with money. [Tweet it]

 

109. Riches begets riches, poverty, poverty, Riches though hard to gain, are still more hard to keep. [Tweet it]

 

110. Put not your trust in money, put your money in trust. [Tweet it]

 

111. A bribe in the lap blinds one’s eyes. [Tweet it]

 

112. A leopard does not change its spots. [Tweet it]

 

113. A string, though burnt, keeps coiled. [Tweet it]

 

114. Black stones will never turn white. [Tweet it]

 

115. Every tub smells of the wine. [Tweet it]

 

116. Standing pools gather filth. [Tweet it]

 

117. Though you drive nature with a stick, yet she will return. [Tweet it]

 

118. What is bred in the bone, will not come out of the flesh. [Tweet it]

 

119. What can you expect from a hog but grunt. [Tweet it]

 

120. You can’t make a silk from a sow’s ears. [Tweet it]

 

121. You can end but you cannot bend. [Tweet it]

 

122. Nearest to heart comes first out. [Tweet it]

 

123. Some people are alive only, because it�s illegal to kill them. [Tweet it]

 

124. Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze. [Tweet it]

 

125. Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. [Tweet it]

 

126. When someone says, �You�ve Changed�, it simply means you�ve stopped living your life their way. [Tweet it]

 

127. There are three sides to an argument your side, my side and the right side. [Tweet it]

 

128. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight. [Tweet it]

 

129. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. [Tweet it]

 

130. I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. [Tweet it]

 

131. Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop. [Tweet it]

 

132. Stop worrying about the world ending todayIt�s already tomorrow in Australia. [Tweet it]

 

133. I never travel without my diaryOne should always have something sensational to read in the train. [Tweet it]

 

134. Train your mind to see good in everything. [Tweet it]

 

135. When nothing goes right, go left! [Tweet it]

 

136. I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. [Tweet it]

 

137. If there is a �WILL�, there are 500 relatives. [Tweet it]

 

138. Born to express not to impress. [Tweet it]

 

139. If you�ve never lost your mind, you�ve never followed your heart. [Tweet it]

 

140. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. [Tweet it]

 

141. I love my job only when I�m on vacation. [Tweet it]

 

142. If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard. [Tweet it]

 

143. I am totally available! Please disturb me! [Tweet it]

 

144. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring itI got my CAPS LOCK ON. [Tweet it]

 

145. All is fine that is fit. [Tweet it]

 

146. To each according to his needs. [Tweet it]

 

147. To make a virtue of necessity. [Tweet it]

 

148. One commits a crime and another gets the punishment. [Tweet it]

 

149. One at the threshold of life, the other at the threshold of death. [Tweet it]

 

150. One is at liberty, to indulge oneself at one’s cast. [Tweet it]

 

151. Point not at another’s spots with a foul finger. [Tweet it]

 

152. Gather your rosebuds, while you may. [Tweet it]

 

153. Take time by the forlock. [Tweet it]

 

154. If you can kiss the mistress, never, kiss the maid. [Tweet it]

 

155. If the tap fits, you may wear it. [Tweet it]

 

156. Strike the iron when it is hot. [Tweet it]

 

157. Foxes dig not their own holes. [Tweet it]

 

158. One’s own is faultless. [Tweet it]

 

159. Paddle your own canoe. [Tweet it]

 

160. Put your shoulder to the wheel. [Tweet it]

 

161. Sit in your own place and none will ask you to leave it. [Tweet it]

 

162. Have nothing but one’s labour for one’s pain. [Tweet it]

 

163. He jests at scars that never felt a wound. [Tweet it]

 

164. Constant dripping wears away stones and little strokes fall great oaks. [Tweet it]

 

165. Small bits make a meal. [Tweet it]

 

166. Plough or not plough, you must pay your rent. [Tweet it]

 

167. He that always complains is never pitied. [Tweet it]

 

168. Pity is nobler than charity. [Tweet it]

 

169. Count not your chickens before they are hatched. [Tweet it]

 

170. Call not a surgeon before you are wounded. [Tweet it]

 

171. Catch your bear before you sell its skin. [Tweet it]

 

172. Look before you leap. [Tweet it]

 

173. Hope for the best but prepare for the worse. [Tweet it]

 

174. Boy’s play is death to the birds. [Tweet it]

 

175. Play ends into tray. [Tweet it]

 

176. One who tries to please both, loses goodwill of both. [Tweet it]

 

177. Short pleasure, long lament. [Tweet it]

 

178. Policy often effects what force cannot. [Tweet it]

 

179. Poor cattle are plunged vermin. [Tweet it]

 

180. Poor indeed is he who thinks he has never enough. [Tweet it]

 

181. Practice what you preach. [Tweet it]

 

182. A full-fed horse kicks his own mast. [Tweet it]

 

183. Every cook praises his own broth. [Tweet it]

 

184. Every potter praises his own pot. [Tweet it]

 

185. Everyone thinks his own geese swans. [Tweet it]

 

186. Everyone thinks his shilling worth thirteen pence. [Tweet it]

 

187. Ready flattery and rich provisions. [Tweet it]

 

188. One refusal prevents a hundred reproaches. [Tweet it]

 

189. Poor and proud. [Tweet it]

 

190. Pride goes before destruction. [Tweet it]

 

191. Procrastination is the thief of time. [Tweet it]

 

192. Low profits secure, a large scale. [Tweet it]

 

193. Spare no pain to secure a gain. [Tweet it]

 

194. Standing pillars gain no ground. [Tweet it]

 

195. One of these days is none of these days. [Tweet it]

 

196. Promise little and do much. [Tweet it]

 

197. Proof of the pudding is in the eating. [Tweet it]

 

198. His prosperity has disappeared but his pride remains. [Tweet it]

 

199. Prompt in receiving, but poth in paying. [Tweet it]

 

200. Quick at meat, quick at work. [Tweet it]

 

201. I may as well expect a cat to read it. [Tweet it]

 

202. Read not book alone but men. [Tweet it]

 

203. Can absurdities become realities. [Tweet it]

 

204. Every sore hath its salve. [Tweet it]

 

205. We become what we think about. [Tweet it]

 

206. Whatever you are, be a Good One. [Tweet it]

 

207. Love the life you live, and live the life you love. [Tweet it]

 

208. To succeed in life, you need two things:- Ignorance and Confidence. [Tweet it]

 

209. Happiness is not ready made it comes by our own actions. [Tweet it]

 

210. Every gap hath its bush. [Tweet it]

 

211. Every Every why has a where fore. [Tweet it]

 

212. Reason, like polished steel, must be kept bright by use or it will rust. [Tweet it]

 

213. Desperate remedies as are necessary for desperate maladies. [Tweet it]

 

214. it is a hard bargain and a slur on reputaion. [Tweet it]

 

215. Once a thief always a thief. [Tweet it]

 

216. As you sow, so shall you reap. [Tweet it]

 

217. As you make your bed, so you must lie on it. [Tweet it]

 

218. Every Pleasure has its reaction. [Tweet it]

 

219. Evolution equals in volution. [Tweet it]

 

220. Fire wood must at last come to the fire Place [Tweet it]

 

221. He that blows in the dust fills his own eyes. [Tweet it]

 

222. Many go out for wood and come home shorn. [Tweet it]

 

223. Much smoke but no fire. [Tweet it]

 

224. One who tries to harm others harms himself. [Tweet it]

 

225. Everything in its right place Might is right. [Tweet it]

 

226. Put the saddle on the right horse. [Tweet it]

 

227. Rob peter to pay Paul. [Tweet it]

 

228. Every rogue is at length out rogued. [Tweet it]

 

229. Roguery supplants justice. [Tweet it]

 

230. If you save a rogue from the gallows. [Tweet it]

 

231. he will rob you the next night. [Tweet it]

 

232. A rolling stone gathers no moss. [Tweet it]

 

233. Sad souls are slain in merry company. [Tweet it]

 

234. Sorrow carried to excess destroys both the mind and body. [Tweet it]

 

235. When sorrows come, they come not single but in battalions. [Tweet it]

 

236. Forewarned is fore armed. [Tweet it]

 

237. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. [Tweet it]

 

238. The full stomach loathes the honey comb. [Tweet it]

 

239. A jaundiced eye sees everything yellow. [Tweet it]

 

240. Command yourself and you will command others. [Tweet it]

 

241. Self do, Self have. [Tweet it]

 

242. A roaring thunder seldom bursts. [Tweet it]

 

243. All are not thieves that dogs bark at. [Tweet it]

 

244. All that glitters is not gold. [Tweet it]

 

245. All are not merry that dance lightly. [Tweet it]

 

246. All that we hear is not true. [Tweet it]

 

247. Appearances are deceptive. [Tweet it]

 

248. Clothes do not make a man. [Tweet it]

 

249. Do not look upon the vessel but upon that which it contains. [Tweet it]

 

250. Fine feathers make fine birds. [Tweet it]

 

251. Great show, empty pockets. [Tweet it]

 

252. He has a cold tooth yet in his old head. [Tweet it]

 

253. One can exhibit only that which one has. [Tweet it]

 

254. All might perish for the sake of one Jonah. [Tweet it]

 

255. Sin and sorrow cannot long be departed. [Tweet it]

 

256. There is many a slip between the cup and the lip. [Tweet it]

 

257. Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. [Tweet it]

 

258. First love is important but last love is very important. [Tweet it]

 

259. I liked things better when I didn�t understand them. [Tweet it]

 

260. Scratch here �������������� to reveal my status. [Tweet it]

 

261. In my house I�m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. [Tweet it] New 501 Awesome Collection

 

262. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. [Tweet it]

 

263. If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try. [Tweet it]

 

264. In �Success� all depends on the second letter. [Tweet it]

 

265. To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. [Tweet it]

 

266. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. [Tweet it]

 

267. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don�t have to remember what you said. [Tweet it]

 

268. She�s so fakeIf you look behind her neck, I bet it says �Made in China�. [Tweet it]

 

269. I�m not lazy, I�m just on energy saving mode. [Tweet it]

 

270. If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less. [Tweet it]

 

271. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. [Tweet it]

 

272. The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. [Tweet it]

 

273. Don�t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not. [Tweet it]

 

274. Whatever it is I didn�t do it! [Tweet it]

 

275. My �last seen at� was just to check your �last seen at�. [Tweet it]

 

276. If at first, you don�t succeed� Keep flushing. [Tweet it]

 

277. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. [Tweet it]

 

278. Solitude is at times the best society. [Tweet it]

 

279. He that asks shall have plenty of bread. [Tweet it]

 

280. I talk of chalk and you of cheese. [Tweet it]

 

281. One has to speak out to get a thing done. [Tweet it]

 

282. People swear because their words are worthless. [Tweet it]

 

283. Soft words are hard arguments. [Tweet it]

 

284. He that will steal an egg, will also steal an ox. [Tweet it]

 

285. Only one who is caught in the act of stealing can be labeled a thief. [Tweet it]

 

286. An open door may tempt a saint. [Tweet it] New 501 Awesome Collection

 

287. After Christmas, comes lent. [Tweet it]

 

288. After storm comes the calm. [Tweet it]

 

289. I�m not messyI�m organizationally challenged! [Tweet it]

 

290. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. [Tweet it]

 

291. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. [Tweet it]

 

292. I�m totally a cheap date; I don�t pay for anything. [Tweet it]

 

293. It�s not too far, it just seems like it is. [Tweet it]

 

294. It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. [Tweet it]

 

295. Reality is a crutch for people who can�t handle drugs. [Tweet it]

 

296. His I.Qis so low you can�t test itYou have to dig for it. [Tweet it]

 

297. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? [Tweet it]

 

298. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. [Tweet it]

 

299. Evil is obvious only in retrospect. [Tweet it]

 

300. I�d far rather be happy than right. [Tweet it]

 

301. After death, the doctor. [Tweet it]

 

302. Every dog has his day. [Tweet it]

 

303. Every man has his hour. [Tweet it]

 

304. Every thing has its season. [Tweet it]

 

305. Life is so boring without you. [Tweet it]

 

306. Somebody�s boring meI think it�s me. [Tweet it]

 

307. Life can be boring unless you put some effort into it. [Tweet it]

 

308. Even a worm will turn. [Tweet it]

 

309. It is too late to dig a well when the house is on fire. [Tweet it]

 

310. Time is money. [Tweet it]

 

311. You can�t find the right person if you are still holding on to the wrong one. [Tweet it]

 

312. Each new day is another chance to change your life. [Tweet it]

 

313. Stop worrying about what you have to loose and start focusing on what you have to gain. [Tweet it]

 

314. Success always hugs you in private but failure always slaps you in the public ! that�s life. [Tweet it]

 

315. Times change. [Tweet it]

 

316. Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others. [Tweet it]

 

317. Don�t trust too much, don�t hope too much because that �too much� can hurt you so much. [Tweet it]

 

318. Never depend on others too much, because someday you will have to walk alone. [Tweet it]

 

319. Remember it�s just a bad day, not a bad life. [Tweet it]

 

320. Sometimes, people don�t notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. [Tweet it]

 

321. Tomorrow never comes. [Tweet it]

 

322. If today you will not, tomorrow you must. [Tweet it]

 

323. Tomorrow will take care of itself. [Tweet it]

 

324. Do as you like, you cannot curb men’s tongues [Tweet it]

 

325. Let not your tongue cut your throat. [Tweet it]

 

326. Unchaste language is the sure index of an impure heart. [Tweet it]

 

327. Bend the twig, bend the tree. [Tweet it]

 

328. Time flies. [Tweet it]

 

329. It is easy preaching fast with a full belly. [Tweet it]

 

330. The more I try, the further I am off [Tweet it]

 

331. It takes all sorts to make a world. [Tweet it]

 

332. Used key is always bright. [Tweet it]

 

333. Vain glory blossoms but never bears. [Tweet it]

 

334. If you can�t convince them, confuse them. [Tweet it]

 

335. Be a good person, but don�t try to prove. [Tweet it]

 

336. When everything comes your wayThen you are on the wrong way. [Tweet it]

 

337. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. [Tweet it]

 

338. So far, this is the oldest I�ve been. [Tweet it]

 

339. Friendship comes when silence between two people is there. [Tweet it]

 

340. We�re a non-profit companyIt didn�t start out that way but it happened. [Tweet it]

 

341. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. [Tweet it]

 

342. WhatsApp is using me! [Tweet it]

 

343. I am so poor that I can�t pay attention in class. [Tweet it]

 

344. I drink to make other people interesting. [Tweet it]

 

345. If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn�t contain any calories. [Tweet it]

 

346. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. [Tweet it]

 

347. Had a really great �Night Out� last night, According to my police report. [Tweet it]

 

348. Life is a game, let�s make a high score. [Tweet it]

 

349. Comparison is the thief of joy. [Tweet it]

 

350. We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. [Tweet it]

 

351. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. [Tweet it]

 

352. A man in love is incomplete until he is marriedThen he�s finished. [Tweet it]

 

353. It�s better to be looked over, than overlooked. [Tweet it]

 

354. Age is strictly a case of mind over matterIf you don�t mind, it doesn�t matter. [Tweet it]

 

355. The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read. [Tweet it]

 

356. Vain compliments are mere equivocation. [Tweet it]

 

357. A pebble and a diamond are alike to blind man. [Tweet it]

 

358. Nobody knows the value of a thing unless he loses it. [Tweet it]

 

359. Eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. [Tweet it] New 501 Awesome Collection

 

360. Set not your house on fire to revenge the moon. [Tweet it]

 

361. Pleasure is precarious and virtue is immortal. [Tweet it]

 

362. Will without wealth is useless. [Tweet it]

 

363. Where there is a will, there is a way. [Tweet it]

 

364. When the will is ready the feet are light. [Tweet it]

 

365. Slow and steady wins the race. [Tweet it]

 

366. A nod to a wise, a rod to a fool. [Tweet it]

 

367. Do more of what makes you happy. [Tweet it]

 

368. Never mind what I told you, you do as I tell you. [Tweet it]

 

369. I am not telling you it�s going to be easyI am telling you it�s going to be worth it. [Tweet it]

 

370. It�s lonely at the top, but you eat better. [Tweet it]

 

371. Passion is the genesis of genius. [Tweet it]

 

372. I stayed in a really old hotel last nightThey sent me a wake-up letter. [Tweet it]

 

373. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn. [Tweet it]

 

374. If you don�t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. [Tweet it]

 

375. Don�t confuse having a career with having a life. [Tweet it]

 

376. The road to success is always under construction. [Tweet it]

 

377. War doesn�t determine who�s rightWar determines who�s left. [Tweet it]

 

378. Happiness does not buy you money. [Tweet it]

 

379. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody�s there to appreciate it. [Tweet it]

 

380. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. [Tweet it]

 

381. A word is enough to the wise. [Tweet it] New 501 Awesome Collection

 

382. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. [Tweet it]

 

383. Ladies doings are as deep as well. [Tweet it]

 

384. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. [Tweet it]

 

385. Like a mill horse that goes much but performs no journey. [Tweet it]

 

386. No sweat, no sweet. [Tweet it]

 

387. Take the will for the work. [Tweet it]

 

388. The hand of the diligent make the rich, but the soul of the sluggard has nothing. [Tweet it]

 

389. Work is worship. [Tweet it]

 

390. Nobody can evaluate what a man may accomplish. [Tweet it]

 

391. He is grey before he is good. [Tweet it]

 

392. Old age is second childhood. [Tweet it]

 

393. Anxiety is worse than death. [Tweet it]

 

394. Let sleeping dogs lie. [Tweet it]

 

395. A bad sheep infects the whole flock. [Tweet it]

 

396. Often real life is boring and problematicI love the edited version of it. [Tweet it]

 

397. If there�s not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something. [Tweet it]

 

398. I�ve been living with myself all of my life, so I know all of meSo when I watch me, all I see is meIt�s boring. [Tweet it]

 

399. Try and fail but never fail to try. [Tweet it]

 

400. A bad workman always blames his tools. [Tweet it]

 

401. Like a dog in the manger. [Tweet it]

 

402. Three rogues meeting create trouble. [Tweet it]

 

403. Slander always leaves its slur. [Tweet it]

 

404. For a mischievous dog, a heavy clog. [Tweet it]

 

405. Tit for tat. [Tweet it]

 

406. Beggars can never be bankrupt. [Tweet it]

 

407. Beggars and borrowers can never be choosers. [Tweet it]

 

408. Set a beggar on horse-back and he will ride to the devil. [Tweet it]

 

409. Something is better than nothing. [Tweet it]

 

410. Better bow than break. [Tweet it]

 

411. Bare-footed man should not go among thorns. [Tweet it]

 

412. Those who live in glass-house, should beware of throwing stones at others. [Tweet it]

 

413. His head is too big for his body. [Tweet it]

 

414. He puts the blame on the one who points out the misdeed. [Tweet it]

 

415. See the mountain in your eye before you see the mole in your brother’s ey [Tweet it]

 

416. Great boast, small roast. [Tweet it]

 

417. Long boasting shares no bread. [Tweet it]

 

418. A blind man’s wife needs no paint. [Tweet it]

 

419. Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun. [Tweet it]

 

420. My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity. [Tweet it]

 

421. Dream as if you�ll live forever, Live as if tomorrow is last one. [Tweet it]

 

422. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. [Tweet it]

 

423. I like to take road less travelled, helps me to avoid traffic. [Tweet it]

 

424. Wow now I�m a graduate,Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains. [Tweet it]

 

425. I can see you checking my whatsapp status. [Tweet it]

 

426. Your eyes water when you sawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. [Tweet it]

 

427. I�am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things.give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. [Tweet it]

 

428. Second chances are for losers..either we do it in first place or live it for others. [Tweet it]

 

429. I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind. [Tweet it]

 

430. fun is like life insurance, The older you get..the more it cost�s. [Tweet it]

 

431. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude. [Tweet it]

 

432. We buy things we don�t need with money we don�t have to impress people we don�t like. [Tweet it]

 

433. Tried to loose weight..But it keeps finding me. [Tweet it]

 

434. I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance..By not having any. [Tweet it]

 

435. Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite. [Tweet it]

 

436. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. [Tweet it]

 

437. Waiting for wi-fi network. [Tweet it]

 

438. Always remember you are UNIQUE..just like everybody else. [Tweet it]

 

439. You can�t put a value on a human life,but my wife�s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer. [Tweet it]

 

440. Even romeo went from being �in a relationship� to �it�s complicated�. [Tweet it]

 

441. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I am making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius. 8) [Tweet it]

 

442. I was not busy to be online.I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as �Free Recharge� [Tweet it]

 

443. Give a man fish and you�ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans. [Tweet it]

 

444. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it. [Tweet it]

 

445. I took IQ test..results were negative. [Tweet it]

 

446. Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance. [Tweet it]

 

447. If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I�d compete in it later. [Tweet it]

 

448. Your whatsapp status say�s online…If your online then why aren�t you texting me. [Tweet it]

 

449. I am not questioning your honourI am denying its existence. [Tweet it]

 

450. Happiness is when �Last seen at� changes to �online� and then to �typing..� [Tweet it]

 

451. Study economics when you�re unemployed, at least you�ll know why. [Tweet it]

 

452. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading. [Tweet it]

 

453. Life is planning a pleasant curve for me. [Tweet it]

 

454. Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems, I�m tired of solving them for you. [Tweet it]

 

455. I meditate for 20 min every morning…It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything [Tweet it]

 

456. Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!! [Tweet it]

 

457. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear”on girls profile picture [Tweet it]

 

458. A bus station is where a bus stopsA train station is where a train stopsOn my desk, I have a work station. [Tweet it]

 

459. Life is too shortDont waste it removing pen drive safely. [Tweet it]

 

460. I wish i could trade my heart for another liver, so that i can drink more and care less. [Tweet it]

 

461. Intelligence is like underwearIt�s important that you have it but there�s no need to show it off. [Tweet it]

 

462. My �last seen at� was just to check your �last seen at�. [Tweet it]

 

463. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life. [Tweet it]

 

464. A rolling stone gathers no moss, But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow. [Tweet it]

 

465. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! [Tweet it]

 

466. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive. [Tweet it]

 

467. If people are trying to bring you �Down�, It only means that you are �Above them�. [Tweet it]

 

468. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable. [Tweet it]

 

469. I�m cool but global warming made me hot. [Tweet it]

 

470. When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst. [Tweet it]

 

471. Without me its just awwsome. [Tweet it]

 

472. Sometimes i just wish i� could fast forward the time to see if in the end it�s all worth it. [Tweet it]

 

473. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp..and his wife added last seen feature. [Tweet it]

 

474. I�m poorI can�t pay ATTENTION in Class room. [Tweet it]

 

475. I like to always carry two sacks aroundThat way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, �Sorry, got these sacks�. [Tweet it]

 

476. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. [Tweet it]

 

477. I don�t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells. [Tweet it]

 

478. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years..And then we met. [Tweet it]

 

479. One person�s LOL is another�s WTF! [Tweet it]

 

480. It�s so simple to be wiseJust think of something stupid to say and then don�t say it. [Tweet it]

 

481. Dear Devdas..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your GirlfriendNow, you help me to save mine. [Tweet it]

 

482. Think about it.every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot. [Tweet it]

 

483. We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die. [Tweet it]

 

484. It is difficult to win over a person who has no fear of death. [Tweet it]

 

485. Husband can earn but only wits call save. [Tweet it]

 

486. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits. [Tweet it]

 

487. He that goes a borrowing, goes a sorrowing. [Tweet it]

 

488. Diligence is the mistress of success. [Tweet it]

 

489. Two heads are better than one. [Tweet it]

 

490. Pleasant words are the food of love. [Tweet it]

 

491. Difficulties overcome are fore runners of success. [Tweet it]

 

492. Today a ring, tomorrow nothing. [Tweet it]

 

493. Tongue of an idle person is never idle. [Tweet it]

 

494. Error: status unavailable. [Tweet it]

 

495. I don�t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody. [Tweet it]

 

496. Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes.ohh its your Attitude. [Tweet it]

 

497. Necessity is the mother of invention. [Tweet it]

 

498. Forbidden fruit is the sweetest. [Tweet it]

 

499. Tip to avoid car insurance..Join facebook and never leave home. [Tweet it]

 

500. Please don�t get confused between my personality & my attitude. [Tweet it]

 

501. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want. [Tweet it]

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