Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook: We have a collection of 100 non-velocity jokes in Hindi and English language. These jokes are for the ages of all because they include not Dirty, type of humor but while they feel depressed, surely they spice up your mood. Hope you enjoy our jokes collection.
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry !!!!”. Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
PICK UP A BEAUTY;
DRINK A FROOTY;
TAKE HER TOOOTY;
REMOVE HER NIGHTY;
DO UR DUTY;
AFTER 9 MONTHS :-
� GET A CUTY �
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Banta sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, your wife very sweet”
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time�.
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)
Kiss her, love her,
Tease her, protect her,
Listen to her, support her.
How to impress a Boy:-
Show up naked, bring beer!! Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
Removed Sandal – 46 Kg.
Then purse – 44 Kg.
Then Jacket – 43 Kg.
Then Dupatta- 42 Kg.
Then… coins over�
A boy in queue behind her said – U carry on.. I’ll put the coins!!
�Women Hole� any style you play..
as many shots you try..
& as much perfection you have..
you can never get your balls in..!!! 😀
Last Question for win 1 Crore to Banta�
What is the colour of your wife�s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Santa: Can i phone a friend? 😀
Banta : Oh! I know her;
Santa : How?
Banta : we were caught sleeping together;
Santa : What the hell?
Banta : during lecture in maths class;
Think +ve Dude:) Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
1st add lips;
2nd minus clothes;
3rd divide legs;
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point. 😀
The husband lies on the bed but the wife lies down on the floor;
Husband asks, �Why are you going to sleep on the floor?�
Wife replies, �Because I want to feel something hard for a change� !