Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook

Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook: We have a collection of 100 non-velocity jokes in Hindi and English language. These jokes are for the ages of all because they include not Dirty, type of humor but while they feel depressed, surely they spice up your mood. Hope you enjoy our jokes collection.

t shirt girl jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. 😉
classroom adult jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
Boy and girl of class to asked their teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry !!!!”. Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
baby boy cartoon adult jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
BUY A SCOOTY;
PICK UP A BEAUTY;
DRINK A FROOTY;
TAKE HER TOOOTY;
REMOVE HER NIGHTY;
DO UR DUTY;
AFTER 9 MONTHS :-
� GET A CUTY �
banta nonvej jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
Banta sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Banta sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, your wife very sweet”
flow skirt girl jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time�.
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)
girl boy funny adult jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
How to impress a Girl:-
Compliment her,
Kiss her, love her,
Tease her, protect her,
Listen to her, support her.
How to impress a Boy:-
Show up naked, bring beer!! Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
girl weight jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
A girl checked her weight – 48 Kg.
Removed Sandal – 46 Kg.
Then purse – 44 Kg.
Then Jacket – 43 Kg.
Then Dupatta- 42 Kg.
Then… coins over�
A boy in queue behind her said – U carry on.. I’ll put the coins!!
golf adult jokes girl - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
The most difficult golf course in the world is..
�Women Hole� any style you play..
as many shots you try..
& as much perfection you have..
you can never get your balls in..!!! 😀
kbc adult non veg jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
Amitabh bachan in KBC :-
Last Question for win 1 Crore to Banta�
What is the colour of your wife�s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Santa: Can i phone a friend? 😀
santa banta adult jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
Santa : Meet my wife Sheena;
Banta : Oh! I know her;
Santa : How?
Banta : we were caught sleeping together;
Santa : What the hell?
Banta : during lecture in maths class;
Think +ve Dude:) Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
teach maths adult jokes sms - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips;
2nd minus clothes;
3rd divide legs;
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point. 😀
wife bed adult jokes - Non Veg Jokes with Photos for Whatsapp & Facebook
A husband and his wife are ready to go to sleep;
The husband lies on the bed but the wife lies down on the floor;
Husband asks, �Why are you going to sleep on the floor?�
Wife replies, �Because I want to feel something hard for a change� !

 

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