Sardar SMS for Whatsapp & Facebook

Sardar SMS for Whatsapp & Facebook: No crime, but Sardar is known as the most fun and adventurous people on the planet. Sardar is always a butt of jokes. The trend of jokes on them is as old as a joke on white people. Sardar SMS are very popular as SMS, because they laugh at you, that too in innocent humor. In the following lines, Sardar SMS we have provided several joke jokes which you can send to all your close and loved ones as a text message. Sardar SMS Browse through the collection and select the SMS which laughs most to you.

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->
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Sardar going to shikar
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!

Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
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Doctor suggested full body Xray
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
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50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
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Electric generator
Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric generator kesy chalta ha? Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr� Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.
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olad ni hoi

1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi 2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita? 1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:
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Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer: Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train
ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?
Sardar: Me kanta badal donga
Officer: Agar na badal sako?
Sardar: Me Red signal donga
Officer: Light na ho to?
Sardar: Me Red jhanda dikha donga
Officer: Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar: Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa
Officer: Kyun?
Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.�:-D
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In bio practical
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …

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